third person poem

joanne doesn't like people talking about her in the third person
when she is right next to them

she doesn't like people who talk about themselves in the third person*
especially teachers talking to little kids. that is not fun.

she doesn't like writing about herself in the third person.
she thinks the only things allowed to be written in third person
are resumes or "about the author" sections.
so although this poem just begun,
now it is done.

* but it's ok for elmo